PERFECT FOR THE KING

Welcome to Dragon Valley! The crown prince is looking for a queen (in a gender-neutral sense)! Here we have the Imperial Palace of Fertility, built specially for the purpose. O how beautiful, the imperial phallic symbols and the challenge eggs! The grand fertility chamber! The free will chambers of fun! The other fertility chamber (of fun)... That's the palace, let us begin! Let's begin, with autonomous socializing in a roped off section! Troy: Listen, your majesty, don't fall for the spells of some of these other hoes. You need to follow your heart! That genetically engineered heart set up to love someone like me. Nana: errrrrrngngngngth *error* Troy: My spell worked. Brujeria, bitch. Petunia: It is a DISGRACE to see a being such as yourself even being considered to be the queen of such a respectable people! Clothilde: Oh shit, are you here to try to kill me again? Petunia: I must maintain the HONOR o